The crazy dork that strapped himself with chocolate bars to pretend to be a suicide bomber

The crazy dork that strapped himself with chocolate bars to pretend to be a suicide bomber

Alex Brizzi has lived his entire life as a grunge dungeons and dragons geek and finally lost his damn mind and pretended to be strapped with a bomb to blow up the Fox Baltimore station. Luckily for him, 'white privilege' was on his side, 'cos the cops didn't shoot to kill, though he was an absolute threat. We all know how it ends for unarmed black males.

His father Ed Brizzi, states that his beloved son the dork, was not at all mentally fucked up, yet go on to say that in 2012 the boy attempted suicide, then was found sleeping naked in a neighbors yard and couldn't recall how he got there. He also believed that the world would end on June 3, 2016. That is a certain nut case so his dad was just in denial.

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| May, 1st, 2016
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